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Take the sexploitation comedy A Touch of Sweden
, add hardcore inserts to it, and the end result is a really crazy pastiche called Pastries, whose trailer promises "Over Fifty Visual Orgasms!" Start counting...
Big movie star Sherry (big titty star USCHI DIGART
) flies home to Sweden on vacation and tells a young, pigtailed farmgirl-type all about life and love in America: "A good lover is a good lover, no matter where he comes from," says Sherry as the inserts kick in right away. Baring her hooters at every opportunity, Sherry also decides "to do something for humanity," so she takes a job as a nurse’s aide in a local hospital and starts balling patients right and left. (She also has a fling with Count Dracula whom she meets at a marina.)
Four other nurses, SANDY DEMPSEY
, MINDY BRANDT
, SANDI CAREY
, and BARBARA MILLS
also perform similar services for humanity. So zealous are these sexploitation R.N.’s that they consistently deliver out-patient care to the nearby Gland Hotel where they all conveniently live. The recipients of their "humanitarianism" include veteran studs NORMAN FIELD
, JOHN PAUL JONES
, and JOHN KEITH
, while MYCLE BRANDY
and JUDY ANGEL
turn up among the hardcore inserts as do many other porno loop lovelies.
This pervert’s favorite scenes include Mindy gluing Sandy Dempsey’s vagina shut with a procto-syringe so that she can pretend she’s a virgin for sheik RON DARBY
, and SANDI CAREY
helping doctors remove a Coke bottle stuck in the rump of gay-barber John Keith
. Also of interest are the scenes where the various nurses fuck rock star "Rocky Incognito" because the same guy appears in both softcore and hardcore footage, with different gals of course.
Though A Touch of Sweden
is perfectly fine on its own, few films from this era offer so many legendary sexploitation and porno stars all in the same package as Pastries
. Moreover, Sandy and Sandi and Mindy and Uschi positively glow with youthful sexual vigor. As the trailer brags, it’s a "First-Class Hardcore Honey of a Hit!" and an 8.5 on the precise and pastry-loving bonermeter.
— Prince Pervo
Sandy DempseyOther cast:
Sandi Carey, Judy Angel, Barbara Mills, Norman Field, John Paul Jones, John Keith, Mycle Brandy, Todd Darby