Psychedelic Sex Freak
is another slobbering obscurity that could only have been made in the sick, sick seventies. Eddie is a love-starved degenerate. He’s girl crazy (no girl will even look at him, that’s why he’s crazy!) Alas, Cupid has shot him in the ass. Eddie is obsessed with Nora, a mouth-watering doe-eyed little cupcake. She works in her uncle’s motel, cleaning rooms. He asks her out but she’d rather date a farm animal than Eddie.
Eddie spends his time reading MEN
magazine and having psychedelic wet dreams involving speeded-up naked strippers. He fantasizes about women he passes on the street. ("Lick my lollipop." he commands. "You’re the greatest, Eddie.")
Things change when he buys a book on hypnotism. "Power over women, alright!" he drools. A narrator helpfully informs us about the power of suggestion, adding, "Hypnotism does not require eyes of any particular type."
Poor little Nora is his first stop. He mumbles some words, does a bit of hocus-pocus and Presto! - she is soon transformed into his own personal dick ornament. Like Gumby, he bends her juicy body into a variety of lewd positions. He programs her. Every time she hears him say, "Nora, I want you", she goes into a trance and is forced to satisfy Eddie’s ugly needs. While he’s tickling her tonsils he says, happily, "This is the way I want it. I can’t cope with other women. They’re always talking." (!)
Nora has mind-bending sadomasochistic dreams where she’s chained up and penetrated doggie style (woof!
). Meanwhile, Eddie’s libido is out of control. Nora isn’t enough for this filthy bastard. He hypnotizes her girlfriend and they all flop into the sack for a threesome. "Serve your master" he says. I don’t know what’s stiffer, the acting or Eddie’s gigantic bone. It ends with the implication that Eddie is going to continue to get more ass than a toilet seat. Quality Filth.
- -Mike Accomando, Dreadful Pleasures