Okay class, open your schoolbooks. Todayís lesson? Reading, writing and reaming. The girlís in Miss Penbrookís Finishing School
are learning more than their A-B-Cís.
Satisfying your husband is "the most important lesson of being a wife." She demonstrates how with Mr. Johnson, a donkey-dicked idiot with plastic-looking hair. Miss Penbrook takes his huge joystick and stuffs it down her esophagus like itís a cocktail frank. (Sexual education was never like this in my high school!)
While Mr. J is jamming his salami up her crease she says matter-of-factly, "It will be his preference to blast inside your cunt or in, on occasion, your mouth. You must oblige him because itís your duty." Kee-rist! Feminists should be loading their guns and sharpening their knives right about now.
The message taught at this school is: Hey girls! Just lay back and grab your ankles! Finishing School
is offensive and vile. I loved every minute of it. -- Mike Accomando, Dreadful Pleasures