Consumed by Satan's Lust
, the executive board of "Satanic Films" have voted Carla employee of the month. Gooney president Manheim Jarkhoff (who speaks in a "spooky" voice), his idiot assistant Boris (Rod Darby), who was burned at the stake in 1815 and wears an expression that makes him look perpetually constipated, and Edith, a love-starved, 200 year old witch, toast Carla - literally - by plowing, poking, and plundering her atop a sacrificial altar, then setting her on fire.
Pamela Goodright (Mona
's Judy Angel), and her boyfriend, Wayne, quickly investigate. "Oh, Wayne, we've just got to find out what happened to Carla." Chemist Wayne replies, "You just let me be your daddy. I'll take care of everything." Apparently, being "daddy" also includes slamming his sausage into her on the sofa.
But Jarkhoff wants a piece of the perky Pam for himself: "I'm gong to test the girl. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh,." Jarkhoff hypnotizes Pam, bends her over his desk, and grunts and groans all over her back. A red-faced pockmarked devil pops up, agrees that Miss Goodright would make a delightful snack and, before you can say, "Aaaboocoo cachung ya hooooo," Pam finds herself on the altar, getting a satanic schtupping.
But Edit, who has never experienced true love, inexplicably falls for Wayne and, after getting screwed first by him, then by a candle (in that order), she's turned into a skeleton with the waxen willie still buried in her bones
And do our horrified eyes deceive us, or is that legendary character actor GEORGE "BUCK" FLOWERS playing Mr. Jarkhoff?--Frank Henenlotter
George "Buck" FlowersOther cast: