Answer: Nazi Love Island
, complete with bombs whistling down, big explosions, the buzz of aircraft strafing the ground, and JOHN HOLMES
stumbling through the flaming rubble of some Asiatic shanty town. Say what?
Yes, Mr. Pecker Monster himself is an American sailor during WWII who’s shipwrecked on a remote island in the South Pacific where he discovers a Nazi prison camp run by SEKA, Greta, and Japanese soldier gal JADE WONG. Held captive are two American nurses, Glory and Carol, who are subjected to terrible tortures — like drinking schnapps and having their good American pussies licked by the evil Seka and Greta — all in an attempt to brainwash them into saying,"I love the Fuhrer!"
But before Holmes can rescue them, he’s captured and forced to fuck Seka to Wagnerian overtures while Greta masturbates with a German Luger! "You vill be broken! You vill be punished!" shrieks Seka before clamping her lips around the Holmes wiener schnitzel. "Don’t you cum in me, you American Schwein!" she screams before the money shot.
Proving that their captors are "sick, mean, horrible people," Carol is then made to kneel before Johnny's wadd and ordered to "Zuck it!" Eventually, Miss Wong joins Holmes (at the crotch) in turning the tables on the Nazis. "Stop, you Kraut bitch, or I’ll blow your head off! "shouts John before the whole camp goes up in flames...Zimply amazink.Porno uber alles! — Mike Accomando, Dreadful Pleasures, & Don the Deviate, America Moralia