Married life isnít all itís cracked up to be. Just ask Jackie, a pneumatic auburn-haired beauty. Her needs apparently are not being met by her craggy-faced husband, Fred. He refuses to impale her on his meat throttle. "What am I supposed to do all day? Play with myself?" she cries.
Why wonít Fred copulate with his gorgeous wife? Because heís crotch-deep in other women! Fredís going through a mid-life crisis. He explains his marital infidelity to co worker Richard by saying, "Iím not over the hill yet. Iíve got a lot of life left in me!"
He proves it by giving his banana-titted secretary a quick poke: "What a swinger!" she groans. But when he arrives home, heís too "bushed" (get it?) to ball his spouse. The next day, he ditches Jackie again when Richard sets them both up with two sperm burping hippie chicks. They pull out a fat joint and say, "Let us introduce you to Maryjane!" Fred gets baked and worries: "Whatís this stuff doing to me? I feel strange..." Pretty soon thereís a puppet show going on in his jeans and his hormones are slam-dancing. After he and Richard boff the beauties on a large bed (switching partners at on*-point), Fred says, "It was nice meeting you," and leaves.
He staggers home in the wee hours to Jackie. She tries to check him for a hernia but heís too exhausted again: "I didnít eat my oysters today," he stammers. Finally, Richard sets up Fred with "a hot number" who he meets in a motel room. Guess who the Mystery Woman is...Yup, his cheated-on wife!
Does she castrate him? Nope. "I figured youíve been trying to prove something to yourself. But if you want to be a man, prove it to me," she says, oozing sex from every pore. "Iíve been such a fool!" Fred bleats. Jackie hops on his sirloin and rides him to happiness....
The Runaround is yet another pleasure-drenched guide to blazing lust courtesy of the Cosmos Film Collection.
From the original 16mmgallivanting negative. - Mike Accomando, Dreadful Pleasures
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