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Mondo Porno presents us with a hodge-podge of segments hosted by a filmmaker who urges us to "judge for yourself what should be labeled obscene." (Many blue movies used this "educational" approach. Those belonging to the immoral minority applauded your anti-censorship message while at the same time it was a great alibi if they hauled your ass into court. None of this cloaked the fact that the filmmakers were trying to make a profit by showing as much perversion as they could shove down your throat.)
With the sincerity of a game show host, our guide introduces us to a series of "case studies." The first is a standard mating ritual where HARRY REEMS
introduces himself to his girlfriendís clitoris.
"What is lesbianism?" asks our narrator in the next round, as DOLLY SHARP
(Lady Zazuís Daughter
) and some chick in a headband do the Macarena on each other.
Cast study #3 covers "Oral Genital Contact" ("What some people consider a devious act!") A beautiful blonde, who looks like Bridgit Fonda, gives her boyfriendís sizable stump a long, slow kiss goodnight. (The filmís best scene because itís erotic not exploitative.)
Next up comes "Homosexuality" ("Greatly frowned upon in the United States!") Three sissy-looking dudes ("Evan, Vinnie and Henry) mince around and snap naked photos of each otherís boymeat, which caused me to pull a hamstring sprinting for the fast-forward button.
Mondo Porno glides along with "Female Masturbation" (a woman squats on a toilet with a dildo), "Group Sex" and "Sado-Masochistic Acts" (use your imagination).
The moral, of course, is everybody should decide for themselves what they should and should not view. A message as important today as it was 25 years ago.
-- Mike Accomando. DREADFUL PLEASURES